Roger Day Bain

Lyrics

MEN
by Roger Bain ©1992

We start all of the wars
We commit most of the crimes
We smoke big cigars
We like to play loud guitars
Hey, I'm talkin' about
Whoa, I'm talkin' about
Don't you know I'm talkin about...
Men! 4X

We like to hang around and talk about sports and women
Especially about women
We like to talk about the ladies hearts
We like to discuss those female parts
You know which parts I'm talkin', talkin' abow-wow-wowt
Hey, I'm talkin' about
Whoa, I'm talkin' about
Don't you know I'm talkin about...
Men! 4X

And we sure are glad we aren't the ones who have to bear children
We wouldn't want to have to bear children
We couldn't stand any pain like that
No, no we couldn't
We don't wanna have those monthly troubles
We don't wanna take our bath with bubbles
We'd rather hit home runs than doubles...ye-ah
Hey, I'm talkin' about
Whoa, I'm talkin' about
Don't you know I'm talkin about...
Men! 4X
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And some of us wear pocket protectors
Some of us wear combat boots
Some of us wear Hawaiian shirts
Some of us wear designer sooots, ye-ah...oh, ye-ah
And some of us have names like Spike
Some of us have names like Butch
Some of us have names like Fred, Red, Ned, Ted, Ed and Jed
Hey, I'm talkin' about
Whoa, I'm talkin' about
Don't you know I'm talkin about...
Men! 4X