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  1. Checkoutthemother

Most women turn into some rendition of their mother. Recorded at Studio Chicago in late 1990s. Engineered by Chuck Kawal.

Lyrics

Checkouthemother by Roger Bain ©1998

Little girl looks so nice and pretty
But her mama’s got a great big ass

Checkout the mother, checkout the mother
Checkout the mother before you get married
Checkout the mother, checkout the mother
See what the future might bring
See what the future might bring

She was a teenage queen, so serene
But her mama is a pit bull ugly and mean

Checkout the mother, checkout the mother
Checkout the mother before you get married
Checkout the mother, checkout the mother
See what the future might bring
See what the future might bring

You think that the daughter is one of a kind
But it’s the mama that should be on your mind

Checkout the mother, checkout the mother
Checkout the mother before you get married
Checkout the mother, checkout the mother
See what the future might bring
See what the future might brinnnggg, bring, bring
See what the future might bring

Checkout the mother....

Gentlemen. When you’re standing there up at the alter watching your beautiful bride as she glides down the aisle, momentarily cast your gaze at the woman in the left front row. That lady in the left front row is your future. Because chances are your young, firm, loving bride will eventually turn into some rendition of her. Her mother. You see, you are about to marry two women. The one standing next to you at the alter is your present. And the one in the left front row is your future. Now, your bride might tell you, “I’m not going to be like my mother.....I’m not going to be like my mother!” But take that declaration with a grain of salt and checkout the mother.

Before you go and seal your fate
Checkout the mother before it’s too late

Checkout the mother, checkout the mother
Checkout the mother before you get married
Checkout the mother, checkout the mother
See what the future might bring
See what the future might brinnnggg bring bring
See what the future might bring