Roger Day Bain

Lyrics

Under the Kitchen
Written circa 2005 by Roger Bain ©2020

Under the kitchen
Under the sink
Under the water pipes
Under the floorboards
Under the tiles
You’ll find the usual types

Under the kitchen
Under the kitchen
Under the kitchen
And we ain’t coming out

Far above the
Center of the
Center of the earth
We are playing
We are singing
We are making mirth

Under the kitchen
Under the kitchen
Under the kitchen
And we ain’t coming out

You can ask us
You can beg us
We are staying here
We’ve got mics
And amps and axes
We’ve got British beer

Up above us
Someone’s making
Ham and egges and cake
A pie is slid
Into the oven
So that it can bake

Under the kitchen
Under the kitchen
Under the kitchen
And we ain’t coming out