Recorded by Chuck Kawal in 2012 at StudioChicago. I wrote this in late 1970s. First recorded (a great version) with Mitch Rosenow in mid 1980s.


Here Comes Mister Upscale
Roger Bain

Here comes Mister Upscale, Upscale, Upscale
Here comes Mister Upscale
Walking down the street

He's got demographics, demo-graphics
He's got demographics that
Just cannot be beat

He spends lots of money, buy-ing products
He spends lots of moo-lah
Because he's so upscale

He wears a forty-two long
And his handshake is strong
His wife sells real estate and she lunches with friends
And they take the kids to school in the Mercedes Benz

Advertisers want him, need him, crave him
Advertisers love him
Because he' so upscale

There goes Mister Upscale, Upscale, Upscale
There goes Mister Upscale
Walking down the street