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Roger Bain's Greatest Misses - Members Only Download

Ha! I have no Greatest Hits. Only Greatest Misses. Who knows? In a perfect world, these might be hits. There is still time for the world to become perfect. All songs © R. Bain 2010.

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Thanks Mister Banks [2:48] 
Baseball used to be the great American pastime. My favorite player was always Chicago Cub Ernie Banks. This is the first song I recorded in a professional studio. 1979.
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Checkoutthemother [3:59] 
Remember guys, no matter what she tells you, every woman turns into some rendition of her mother! When the relationship gets serious, it's time to checkout the mother. Randy Riley on fretless. Dave Allen squeezebox. Greg Marsh drum kit. Chuck in there with mix/engineer.
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Mister Upscale [2:33] 
The term "upscale" first appeared in ad trade mags possibly in the mid-70s. That's when I wrote the song. This a recording I did with Mitch Rosenow in about 1986 and will be part of an upcoming release titled, "Getouttayermind."
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A Rock a Stone a Stick and a Bone [4:13] 
Drive your parents nutty when you play this song over and over again.
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Men! [4:01] 
Straightforward look at the male.
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Spoil Your Wife [3:03] 
Wives usually love this bit of advice for the married man. Men are not crazy about it. Too much pressure. Chuck Kawal guitaring turns this into a pop song.
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Orange Hair [3:20] 
Did you ever color your hair? This track also appears on Geckos CD. See video on pics/vids page.
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Bald With Glasses [3:28] 
An anthem for bald guys with glasses. You must know one? Began the recording in early 90s at Mad Dog studios on the West side of Chi then finished at Chicago Trax.
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Weather Girl [4:01] 
There was a weather girl named Cheryl something on KC television in the late 70s. This is from the P.O.V. of a poor sap who is hopelessly entranced by her.
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